Funny Joke of the Day

The Koala and The Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala ! What are you doing?”

The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and
is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

An alligator sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks the little lizard:

“What’s the matter with you?”

The little lizard explains to the alligator that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.

The alligator says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”

So the koala looks down at him and says: “Dang, dude .. how much water did you drink?!!”

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