Joke of the Day

Broken Glass

At the end of a particularly severe winter, we removed the
protective covers from our cabin cruiser and found that the
weight of the snow had broken the windshield. I drove to the
local glass shop, where I paid $110 for a replacement.

The owner asked if I’d like them to install it, but I said I
could handle it myself.

I managed to climb up the ladder to the deck before dropping the
glass. Sheepishly I returned to the shop. The owner showed no
emotion as he cut the second glass.

When I saw another $110 charge, I said, “I thought I might get a
break on the second piece of glass.”

“I did give you a break,” he replied.

“How so?” I asked.

“I didn’t laugh, did I?” he answered.

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