Funny Kids Jokes

On a brutally humid day, I walked past a miniature golf course and saw a dad following three small children from hole to hole. ‘Who’s winning?’ I shouted.

‘I am,’ said one kid.

‘Me,’ said another.

‘No, me,’ yelled the third.

Sweat dripping down his face, the dad gasped, ‘Their mother is.’
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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson asked my son the question. ‘Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?’ he asked innocently.

After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust. ‘You don’t have to make something up Dad; it’s ok if you don’t know the answer.”

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