Funny Rest of the Story Joke

Here’s “The Rest of the Story”

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said
to the children of Israel “Pick up your
shovel, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago , Roosevelt said
” Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land.”

Now Obama is going to steal your shovel
kick your asses, raise the price of
camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.

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