Memorial Day Joke
May 20, 2009 · Published By Admin
Army Christmas Operations Order 00-5689:
An official visit by MG Santa (NMI) Claus is expected at this headquarters 25 December 1999. The following instructions will be in effect and govern the activities of all personnel during the visit.
Not a creature will stir without official permission. This will include indigenous mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions will be obtained through the C1. Mice stirring permits will be processed through the C2 for proper clearances and obtained through Veterinary Services, ARCENT-KU.