Redneck Joke

You Might Be a Redneck Fire Department If….

- You’ve ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.
- Your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.
- Your pumper smokes more than the house fire.
- The only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.
- Your apparatus has carbon monoxide detectors mounted in the cab.
- You return from a fire with more junk than you arrived with.
- The Chief’s car has a rag for a gas cap.
- You have tobacco spit stains on the side off your engines.

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