Daily Joke

YOU MIGHT BE ON A REDNECK FIRE DEPARTMENT IF:
- You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
- Your firehouse has wheels.
- Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin’ drunk.
- You’ve ever been toned out on an outhouse fire.
- That outhouse fire was with entrapment.
- Your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.
- You don’t own a Dalmatian, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.
- Your rescue truck can smoke the tires.
- Your department’s name is misspelled on the equipment.
- Your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.
- Dispatch can’t mention your name without laughing.

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