Daily Joke

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary
offspring. “There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice,”
said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. “Every summer she takes me to the
Catskills for a week, and every winter we spend a week at Delray
Beach.”

“That’s nothing compared to what my Anna does for me,” declared Mrs.
Jones proudly. “Every winter she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and
in the summer two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest
house.”

Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. “Nobody loves her mother like
my Jackie does. Nobody.”

“So what does she do?” asked the two women, turning to her.

“Three times a week she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist
in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an hour – just to
talk about me!”

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