Daily Joke
March 20, 2009 · Published By Admin
Most people don’t realize how much pharmacists enjoy haggling over the price of medications.
- To reduce the risk of mix-ups at the pharmacy, bring a bat with a nail in it.
- Most pills should not be taken on an empty stomach. Sprinkle a handful onto a salad.
- If your pharmacist doesn’t offer to have one with you right there in the store, the shit’s probably no good.
- If you are ever in doubt about the safety of a particular medication, consult a qualified physician. He will be happy to pooh-pooh your concerns.
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