Joke of the Day
March 19, 2009 · Published By Admin
- If you take medication daily, a useful accessory is a seven-day pill case, which helps you keep track of your intake and serves as a depressing symbol of your mortality.
- If the pharmacist says your prescription will take 45 minutes to an hour to fill, say, “Oh, no,” and fall over dead.
- Never mix prescription painkillers with alcohol, unless you like to party really, really hard.






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