Daily Joke
March 18, 2009 · Published By Admin
MEDICATION TIPS
When taking prescription drugs, it is vital to be fully informed about proper usage. Here are some helpful hints to ensure your safety:
- Prescription drugs should be kept far out of reach of children, even if they cry, “Please, please, may I have my medicine?”
- Some people say you should not exceed the recommended dosage on the bottle. But, come on, it’s medicine – it’s good for you.
- Stay away from that Lipitor shit. It’s like hosting a Filipino drag-queen knife fight in your skull.
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