Daily Joke

Blind Dates

* Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of
his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with
someone he’s never seen before.

“What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Mike, “I’ll be stuck with
her all  night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet her
first. If you like what you see then everything goes as
planned.  If you don’t just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake
an asthma attack.”

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl’s door and when she
comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful she is.

He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts…
“Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”

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