Joke of the Day

During the weeks before Amy’s wedding, she was terribly anxious
about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured
her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult
and she will do just fine.
“All you have to remember,” he said, “is that when you enter the
church you walk up the AISLE. The groom and best man will be waiting
before the ALTAR. Then I shall request the congregation to sing a
HYMN… then we shall get on with the ceremony. All you have to
remember is the order in which those things happen and you can’t go
wrong.”
The happy day finally arrived, and the bridegroom waited nervously
for his bride to appear.
When she arrived and stood alongside him, he heard her quietly
repeating to herself, “Aisle, altar, hymn, aisle, altar, hymn.” Or,
as it sounded to him, “I’ll alter him!”

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