Joke of the Day
February 20, 2009 · Published By Admin
DIVORCING A TWIN
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
“OK,” the judge said, “Tell the court why you want a divorce.”
“Well, your honor,” Dan started, “Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I’d end up making love to her by mistake.” “Surely there must be some difference between the two women.” the judge said.
“You’d better believe there is a difference, your honor. That’s why I want the divorce.” he replied.
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