January Horoscopes
December 22, 2008 · By Bill
January Horoscopes
January Horoscopes: the latest Horoscope for each Zodiac Sign for January 2009 are now available on the main site.
The Signs of the Times – Capricorn 2008-2009 article for Capricorn 2008-2009 is also available at:
Capricorn Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (October 23 – November 21) Tinker Bell suggested a bushel of mistletoe for you to stand under so that all the men or women who wanted to kiss Your Majesties could, and would, but then Anna Wintour at Vogue said it would be too messy. So the Fairies who bring magic into the Scorpio slice of the Zodiac suggested a trophy chest to hold all of your Awards and Accomplishments. The Good Witch of Wonders asked that we stick a note in your Akashic Record that said you had gotten over your envy and jealousy. You go, girl…(or boy)!
Sagittarius Horoscope (November 22 – December 20) Take advantage of the New Moon in Sagittarius on November 27th because this marks a new beginning if you can let go of what hasn’t Tricycles, bicycles, roller skates, hula-hoops or sackcloth and switches—no one had your “good or bad list” so the Powers that Be in the old cosmic world decided to give you a subscription to Atlases of the World, because you are wont to roam at the drop of a mad hatter or the hint of the Wizard of Oz. Now that Pluto has passed you by, you’re free to go anywhere in the world—as long as you can afford to get back. Or stay where you are. “O, there’s no place like home for the Holidays…”




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