A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill in the cash register of a local grocery store. “Hey, where have you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”

The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship. I just got back to the States recently, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”

The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff - church, church, church…”

Confused the twenty replied: “What’s a church?”

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