Fri 27 Jun 2008
George Carlin Dies
On June 22, 2008, George Carlin was admitted to St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, California after complaining of chest pain. He died later that day at 5:55 p.m. PDT of heart failure at the age of 71.
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
- George Carlin
George Carlin Quotes - Stuff
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
- George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?
- George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin
George Carlin Quotes
George Carlin Quotes
If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
- George Carlin
