Thu 31 Jan 2008
Low in Calories
Posted by bonnie under Jokes
Low in Calories
My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one
meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. “What
are the attributes of this apple,” she asked, “and how do they
relate to our diet?” “Low in calories” and “lots of fiber” were
among the answers.
She then detailed what was wrong with eating candy, and
concluded, “Apples are not only more healthful but also less
expensive. Do you know I paid seventy-five cents for this
candy bar?” We stared as she held aloft the forbidden treat.
From the back of the room a small voice spoke up: “I’ll give
you a dollar for it.”
