Funny Christmas Santa Joke

PET PEEVES OF DEPARTMENT STORE SANTAS
- Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your breath and not gin.
- When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it.
- Even with the costume, people recognizing you from “Crime Watch”
- Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip
flask
- Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School
- Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes
- Kids who don’t understand that Santa’s been a little jittery since he got
back from ‘Nam
- Two words: lap rash

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