Canada Invades USA
November 15, 2008 · Published By Admin
Canada Invades USA – Satire – Humor – Note: I believe this is a joke.
Apparently some Canadians are concerned about the recent US Elections. We see from this story, in true Onion like fashion, that invasion from Canada is imminent and that the majority of Canadians would prefer and Eskimo to have been elected.
Tomorrow’s Headline News
Following the recent US election, Canada has some grave concerns and are engaged in on-going meetings in Ottawa.
After 8 years of carefully watching Bush, Prime Minister Harper announced today that he is not prepared to negotiate with an African-American President. He indicated he had hoped the Eskimo would prevail but alas, she did not. “An Eskimo would have appealed to us as 80% of Canadians are Eskimos” says Harper.
(This writer believes Harper needs to shake his head. Word is out that Sarah is going for the White House in 2012. If that’s true – we have no choice but to invade now!)
The general consensus in our Capital, is to strike the US before they strike us. Below is the invasion that Zut Radio has uncovered.
Canada is trying to invade USA is a humor and a one very well said.