Clean Funny Jokes – Potato Jokes
October 15, 2008 · Published By Admin
Potato Jokes
Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.
How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to
marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
What does a British potato say when it thinks
something is wonderful?
It’s mashing!
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry!
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