June Horoscopes 2009

June Horoscopes

Monthly Horoscopes June Horoscopes 2009

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – June 20)  The only way things could be any better is if you were triplets. The New Moon at 3 degrees of Gemini on May 24th will throw you into the honey pit—whatever either of the twins wants, the twin gets. Money and prestige are just over the horizon. What makes all of this so rosy is that Jupiter is in good aspect from Aquarius. If I were you I would take yes for an answer and keep on riding the tiger of success—IF you remember that everything that has a beginning has an end. You are a long way from the end of the ride.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – July 22)  You have a lot to be thankful for this solar cycle. The great drift from Saturn in Virgo has made your life simpler and easier even when you tried to mess it up. In order to give up the ‘thumbs up’ days here are your windows to throw open to opportunities: May 22 & 23; May 26 & 27; May 30 & 31; June 4&5; June 14 & 15; June 19& 20. There are a few ongoing caveats like Pluto in Capricorn opposing you for the next umpteen years as well as Jupiter in Aquarius throwing a wrench into your best laid plans. Work with your month day-by-day and thank God for what works.

Leo Horoscope (July 22 – August 22)  With Jupiter opposing you for a few more months you might want to switch from steak and ale to tofu and wheat grass because you might be blowing up like the Disney dog in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. One of the few (we are being kind here) unattractive DNA-stamps for you lions is never knowing when to stop eating all the wrong food groups and then trying to lace yourself into a frock from the good old days of a faster metabolism. If you could ever learn moderation even your stock portfolio would look healthier.

Virgo Horoscope (August 23 – September 22)  If we didn’t have you ‘two plus two is four’ and a ‘stitch in time saves nine’ type-Virgos, where would the world be? (Do I hear a Pisces chirp, “Better off?”) Saturn in your sign is showing rehab has done you a lot of good. You do not need to have checked into Betty Ford to have needed to look at all your addictions and compulsions—perfection stimulation package par excellence—that cosmic cop Saturn would have driven you to change the things you can. There is a reprieve coming—just not yet!

Libra Horoscope (September 23 – October 22)  If you have ever wanted to shine—take a stroll with a lilt in your steps—this is the month to do it. There is an old saw that says, ‘If we could live in air castles, Libras would corner the market.’ It may be true that you are benefiting royally with Jupiter in Aquarius and the Solar Cycle in Gemini, but watch out for living in your head. There is a spiritual reality that can take you to the Promise Land but there are some practical ways to make it home: 1) Keep a journal—write your way out of a dark and dangerous place: your head;
2) Learn to meditate—there is peace somewhere in there; 3) Practice Yoga. OM. OM.

Scorpio Horoscope (October 23 – November 21)  A lot of good things are working for you but you are not meant to see them. And put down that pencil—life is not about figuring it all out—but about revelations. Saturn in such a divine alignment with you is building a road you will soon skip down like Dorothy on the way to Oz. You are known to be patient and measured—and charitable if you believe in the cause. Keep in the Lotus Position in Yoga, remember to write down your thoughts so they don’t drive you batty and meditate daily. Payday is just around the bend.

Sagittarius Horoscope (November 22 – December 20)  You may be feeling like you are never meant to roam and gamble another day in life, but you would be wrong. Get a job as a traveling salesman or a forest ranger and you will be as happy as the proverbial pig in mud. What the Universe is trying to tell you with the alignment of the stars is that even you Archers must learn to shoot straight—get your ducks in a row—so you can afford that cabin on the lake or the condo on Michigan Avenue. Jupiter is trying to put wind beneath your wings. See a life coach or headhunter and put the pedal to the metal in your money-making pursuits. A plan will help tons.

Capricorn Horoscope (December 21 – January 19)  The next time someone asks you what you are building tell them that Noah would never let the town folks know and Michelangelo told them to go away, he was creating. You just keep working on your dream scheme or refining your masterpiece because the world will be waiting. The persistent Goat that you are always makes it to the top. I might remind you that there is a Lunar Eclipse Full Moon coming up in early July, so you might want to speed the plow just a tad. Whatever it is your doing, ‘looking good!’

Aquarius Horoscope (January 20 – February 17)  With the Jupiter Effect working so well for you, keep the eyes in the back of your head on alert because the good ship lollipop might be in danger of sinking from neglect. Being the lovable airhead that you are, you don’t always make practical provisions to get the mortgage payment to the bank on time and you oftentimes forget to water the roses. Close the Book of Secrets that has intrigued you and put some muscle to living a bit more in the “real world”. But I must say that the Gemini Solar Cycle this month will benefit you in a lot of $$$$ ways. Enjoy.

Pisces Horoscope (February 18 – March 20)  The best news we can lay on you Fish this month is that sooner than later Saturn will stop opposing you, making you crazy with too much self-examination. If you have learned your lesson well that money does not grow on cactus and that even Beethoven had to sit down to write his symphonies you’ll be ahead of the game. No, Mildred and Mike—there are no free lunches unless you’re down-and-out in Beverly Hills (or so the movie says) or being roasted at the Friar’s Club—and you ain’t that important…yet. The revelation that keeps eluding you is that God will give you what He wants you to have when you prove to Him that you are willing to work for it. Peace, Pisces.

Aries Horoscope (March 21 – April 20)  Being that your nature is to hunt and stalk—to go off half-cocked with no roadmap—this solar cycle may fit you like to a tight t-shirt. With all those planets in Gemini and Jupiter in Aquarius and with new and full Moons that are going to make you feel like you won the lottery, get ready to reach for the stars or buy an option that has ‘slow and steady’ written into the bi-laws. If you have begun to learn how to work with Pluto in Capricorn you might see your ship come in again. The economy is on the rebound but make sure you’re not one of the reasons it sank in the first place.

Taurus Horoscope (April 21 – May 20)  You may begin to feel like you are strapped into somebody else’s girdle or that you have been leashed like your dog—with the tether too short—with the way the planets have been acting like you’re not welcomed anywhere. It may be time to take stock with what you have and what has been gone with the wind or dwindled because you put all your money in all the wrong places. Lick your wounds and be a little nicer to the chattering classes. Word on the street is that Taurus has a big mouth and knows how to misuse it. This month lay low and clean up your social skills and balance your checkbook.

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