Flu Jokes – Swine Flu Jokes – How to Avoid the Flu

Flu Jokes – Swine Flu Jokes

Swine Flu is not funny but we found this joke online and it has a few good tips to keep from catching the flu. It is spreading on twitter via http://virl.com/swineflu and people there seem to like it. Lots of media outlets are reporting the swine flu outbreak and the possibility of a pandemic spreading worldwide. We thought that perhaps some readers might be looking for a bit of humor and mood lightening. [ Remember this is a joke but there is some good advice. ]

How to Avoid the Flu – Swine Flu Joke (Could also be Bird Flu jokes)

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!

Source: Flu Jokes – How to Avoid the Swine Flu

November 29, 2006 at 2:31 am (Daily Joke, Funny, Humor, Life, Sick Jokes)

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