January Horoscopes – Monthly Horoscopes January 2009

January 2009 Horoscopes

Monthly Horoscopes

Capricorn Horoscope (December 21 – January 19) Your present this Holiday Season is the slow but steady pay-off for all your hard labors. Just because everyone else was chasing rainbows you were the Rainmaker. Now that Pluto is in your sign until 2023 you Goats will be the ones to show us how to make a dramatic comeback in all areas of out lives. Happy Holidays!

Aquarius Horoscopes (January 20 – February 17) For you slightly off-center, thinkers ‘outside the box’ your gift this Christmas is the approaching blessings and bounty of Jupiter which will go into Aquarius on January 5th. Added to that will be the Solar Eclipse New Moon at 6 degrees of Aquarius on January 25th. Boys and Girls, 2009 is gonna be your year. Pop a coca-cola and celebrate!

Pisces Horoscope (February 18 – March 20) You Fish are going to get the gift that keeps on giving: dig into your secret stash and make a commitment to tithe now and in 2009 to one person or one cause—ANONYMOUSLY. No one has taught us more than you Fishes have about how to ask others, “What can I do for you?” This is the gift of interconnectedness which gives you front-row seating at the Award-winning play you have written yourself into. Merry Christmas!

Aries Horoscopes (March 21 – April 20) Your special Holiday treat is a collector’s item: a copy of The Prince and the Pauper by Mark Twain. Since you speculators and daredevils have lost your mother lode in wild and woolly schemes over the past few years, see how close the prince and the pauper are when they trade places. Look on the brighter side: nobody makes a comeback like an Aries! Ho-ho-ho!

Taurus Horoscope (April 21 – May 20) The star Capella’s luster and brilliance offers you a Christmas present you have been longing for: the fortitude and courage to check into Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa and lose those unsightly pounds and start the New Year with a healthier way to eat. There is so much celestial good going on for you right now that the Giver of Glad Tidings wants you to stop eating yourself out of dress sizes and britches. “Silver bells, silver bells…”

Gemini Horoscopes (May 21 – June 20) The jolly fat guy in red has something for you that you may never have gotten before: a one-way ticket to bliss—one-way because you won’t need to come back—and a bowl of cherries to eat on your way to your First Class seat. 2009 will find you in the driver’s seat of the ride of your life. It’s about time you told others what to do and where to go. “Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus…”

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – July 22) The magical wondrous Lords of Karma have decided for your Holiday Wish List to cancel your subscription to AARP and instead sign you up for the Good Ship Lollipop—fun instead of frugal. And you can’t take family—only the man or woman who knows how to laugh and the world laughs with you. “It’s beginning to look at lot like Christmas…”

Leo Horoscopes (July 22 – August 22) When we checked in with the heavenly Star Gazer he told us to tell you that they had to fumigate all the gift-giving storerooms of your hopes and wishes because things were too big, too perishable or too expensive. So your tiny present from the Sky is a double dip of Gratitude for the things you need, and more for what you don’t, and won’t get. This is a time for you Leos to see who needs what you have, and give it up.

Virgo Horoscope (August 23 – September 22) Saturn begged the Dispensers of all Things Allowable to give you a never-ending set of meditation CDs and to take away your calculator, your thesaurus and your Critical Commentator. 2009 may be remembered by you Virgos as the year that led you to your Personal Legend and Purpose. And as the God of all that is holy and right might say, ‘you won’t believe the extreme personality makeover when it is complete’. “I’m making a list and checking it twice…”

Libra Horoscope (September 23 – October 22) When looking for just the right Holiday present for you fair and balanced folks, Williams-Sonoma was where they found your perfect gift: a place card holder housing a card erasable and reusable with the name of your prince or princess of the moment. Nobody has more true loves than you Libras. And next year is a gusher year—try to decide who fits you like a hand to glove and stay put.

Scorpio Horoscope (October 23 – November 21) Tinker Bell suggested a bushel of mistletoe for you to stand under so that all the men or women who wanted to kiss Your Majesties could, and would, but then Anna Wintour at Vogue said it would be too messy. So the Fairies who bring magic into the Scorpio slice of the Zodiac suggested a trophy chest to hold all of your Awards and Accomplishments. The Good Witch of Wonders asked that we stick a note in your Akashic Record that said you had gotten over your envy and jealousy. You go, girl…(or boy)!

Sagittarius Horoscopes (November 22 – December 20) Take advantage of the New Moon in Sagittarius on November 27th because this marks a new beginning if you can let go of what hasn’t Tricycles, bicycles, roller skates, hula-hoops or sackcloth and switches—no one had your “good or bad list” so the Powers that Be in the old cosmic world decided to give you a subscription to Atlases of the World, because you are wont to roam at the drop of a mad hatter or the hint of the Wizard of Oz. Now that Pluto has passed you by, you’re free to go anywhere in the world—as long as you can afford to get back. Or stay where you are. “O, there’s no place like home for the Holidays…”

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