Labor Day Jokes

Labor Day Jokes

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation. – Samual Gempers

Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’

Labor Day Joke Did you hear the joke about Labor Day? It works for me! 

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? 

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. 

if all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.  – Doug Larson

What do you usually do on Labor Day?
As little as possible, just like every other day!

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